Dave, the real life urban cowboy is back in the city! He spent the last 6 months upstate working on a ranch owned by his Uncle. New York Straight Men asked if he had lonely night up there, he said that he didn’t get any head, if that’s what they meant! As he was riding his motorcycle back into the city, he called them when he pulled off the side of the road to take a piss. He wanted some head, so they told him to ride his “crotch rocket” right on over.